"What's my greatest single failure you ask? I'll tell you:

I've got a good business. I found the list of things-to-do from big G', he was foolish enough to write a book of them. I make the people do all that and I claim that no demon will get them - only me. Off cause I don't tell them that I'm not big G', and they all try to reach his heaven by doing good things … but once you ask for a price, big G' will give it all on earth and they don't go to heaven. I accumulated a huge amount of souls - and I don't even need to torture them. I let them live next to each other, 24/7. They can't stand each other!

But I lost my biggest fish. He was the most law-abiding man on earth. Starving beggars came to him and left well-fed and with money on top. He'd be perfect in my collection, but one day when Mr. Dark went to Big G', they talked about him. Off cause Mr. Dark boosted about how a little bad luck on earth would change him and to my surprise Big G' allowed him to prove that. his sons and daughters (all of them were sure to go down no matter what) were killed on one day. His servants were killed, too (and for them it's more astonishing, not a single soul changed it's destination; some went up, most went down, I got my share). His wealth was gone, his health was gone and his friends almost talked him into giving up - and then Mr. Dark would have had him.

I don't know how: His fourth friend realized the truth about worshiping Big G' and told him. Not only that, after Job started to see it, too, Big G' did show himself. He told him not to do all these things in order to fulfill a contract, but to honor him. From that day on he did the same amount of good deeds but not from fear but to honor Big G' until it became his nature.

On that day I lost him for good because he neither would fulfill my contract anymore nor go down at all, and I lost his friends, too, since they recognized their error: To attribute Job's bad fate to an alleged sin and breaking my contract (I said I'd protect them on the other side. Fools!).

Someone wrote a book about it - fortunately not many understood it and I still had a steady stream of souls. But then that Joshua guy comes along and tells everybody exactly the same thing again: Let not know your … one hand know what the other does (I can't remember left and right). I lose at least half of his followers to Big G'. I'd say it all started with Job."